AT LEAST YOURE NOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR - AND OTHER COMFORTING SENTIMENTS FOR THE NEW GRADUATE

Congrats, brand-new college graduate, and welcome to the world! The world of student loans, microplastics, and A.I. stealing all the jobs, that is. But hey, at least you're not an English major, right? Right? But given what happened to scientists like Madame Curie and Galileo, the business brains behind Kodak and Yahoo!, and the engineers of the Titanic, maybe your chosen field of study doesn't really matter. Maybe what does matter is following your gut.