Why don’t you come on by and pick up a few of these nice new Batman books?
He drives around in a fancy car fighting crime. Y’know … just like a bat.
Not feelin’ Batman at the moment? How’s about some sweet Gabrielle Dell’Otto Venom variants…
What do you think Venom smells like?
I bet he smells like a pair of waders that a really heavyset fellow wore to fish in some saltwater shallows, but then when he (and by “he” I mean the imaginary fisherman, not Venom) got home he didn’t bother to wash his waders; he just like threw them over the back of a chair in the garage or something, and it was really hot out there in the shallows and he was really sweating up a storm … y’know … down there … in his underneath area; and then he (the fisherman) just left the waders in the garage for a really long time, like weeks, and the garage is unfinished and has no air conditioning so the waders just lay there and putrefy and marinate in their own briny funkiness….
I betcha that’s what Venom smells like.
Venom #1 (2017 series), Frankie’s Comics Exclusive Gabrielle Dell’Otto Variant Cover, Near Mint Minus (9.2) condition, $25.
Venom #2 (2017 series), Gabrielle Dell’Otto Variant Cover, Near Mint Minus (9.2) condition, $25.
What do you think Batman smells like? I’m thinking he’s a Drakkar Noir kinda guy. Old school, y’know?
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