This is completely unrelated to this week’s batch of sweet back issues, but I’d just like to state the following for posterity: Tequila (that’s the name of Chow Yun Fat’s character from Hard Boiled) would totally win in a gun fight with John Wick. He just would — Tequila from Hard Boiled TOTALLY mercs out John Wick … seriously, he would.
Amazing Spider-Man #344, first appearance of Cletus Kasady (a.k.a. the man who would be Carnage) signed by Mark Bagley,Very Fine/Near Mint (9.0) condition, $25
Avengers #112, first appearance of Mantis, Fine Plus (6.5) condition, $50
Gotham City Sirens #1, Very Fine Minus (7.5) condition, $65
Gotham City Sirens #5, Very Fine (8.0) condition, $20
But honestly, when you think about it, who wouldn’t Tequila from Hard Boiled merc out?
He mercs out everybody! Seriously, think about it for a second, it’s like … EVERYBODY … well maybe not Superman and people with invulnerability like that, but pretty much anybody else. Really, Tequila could even get Superman if he got a hold of some kryptonite.
If you can think of anybody that Tequila from Hard Boiled couldn’t merc out, send the character’s name and a detailed description of just how they could avoid being merced out by Tequila from Hard Boiled to the following email address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Please be as detailed as possible. Be almost too detailed; trust me Chad will appreciate your thoroughness. [Again: oh dear, please don’t!!! -Chad]
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