Category Archives: Action Figure Theatre

“What’s your dream?”

By admin | Published: May 31, 2010
Spidey and Bullseye have been getting along much better lately. . . . and we mean MUUUUUUUCH better. . . . . . . and Hulk likes to hang with his buds, too. . . .
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The ol’ severed thumb trick…

By admin | Published: March 30, 2010
“Lookee,” said Bullseye.  ”I can pull my thumb off….” “OMG! WTF! BBQ!” howled the astonished (and amazed, and . . . um . . . spectaculared?) Spider-Man. (Spidey is soooooo stoopid. . . .)
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Death at Ten Paces

By admin | Published: March 23, 2010
…or more like webs and … what — imaginary finger bullets — at ten paces? “I am going to web you in the FACE!” Spider-Man said.  ”And you’re going to do what?  Point at me menacingly?” “Hey, I’m Bullseye — I can make ANYTHING deadly,” was the retort.  And then he thought, “I’m sure I’ll find SOMETHING [...]
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Bowling for monsters!

By admin | Published: March 1, 2010
After Spider-Man absconds with his gum, Bullseye blows off some steam by bowling — using ten poor Dungeons & Dragons miniatures for pins! Bullseye’s in fine bowling form, and oooh — it looks like it’s gonna be a strike…
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“Stop! Gum thief!!!”

By admin | Published: February 23, 2010
…roared Bullseye. “Wait — I just stole a bunch of gum from you, and your response is to THROW MORE GUM AT ME?!!!” laughed Spidey.
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Oh, the humanity!

By admin | Published: February 8, 2010
Oh, Spidey — there’s a monkey punching you (Evil Monkey, to be specific)… …and Bullseye is pointing and laughing (with Evil Ant)…. Where’s your dignity, Spidey? Where’s your SPIDEY SENSE?!
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Yup, Bullseye’s “Gospel” was just a ruse…

By admin | Published: February 1, 2010
After Spidey questions Bullseye’s holy authority, Bullseye throws Evil Monkey at him! We caught the shot in slow-motion and freeze-frame for the instant replay, in multiple angles.  Here it is again: If you look closely, you can see Evil Ant, giggling from the sidelines at Spidey’s latest misfortune (well, you can see one of his LEGS, at [...]
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The Gospel According to Bullseye and Evil Monkey …and Evil Ant.

By admin | Published: January 25, 2010
Spidey listens to the teachings, but has doubts….
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